rice-krispi-treat: killerappples: comparisons: breadtana: fartwithheadphoneson: this post got me. I AM AN ADULT I AM CRYING OMG My maturity consumes me. they match the beat of the song im listening to, i cant even.. this gif had me lol’ing to begin with. then i cried from laughing so hard at this lol good gracious!
The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that’s usually how you end up crying? When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves. Hysteria is only possible with an audience. Nothing of...
So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be. It’s strange because sometimes, I read a book, and I think I am the people in the book. We accept the love we think we deserve. I feel infinite. He’s a wallflower. Girls are weird, and I don’t mean that offensively. I just can’t put it...
Parents go out. →
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YOU'RE SINGLE?! →
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elvis week 2012
tickets for events for ELVIS WEEK 2012 have already gone on sale. ughhh, am i going to miss out?? i just want to stay in the heartbreak hotel down at the end of lonely street. why is my life not perfect?!?!? =[
When I'm shuffling →
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my ultimate goal in life...
to walk into a pizza hut with an empty pizza box and ask for a refill. ultimate score if i actually get that refill.
how i felt today when i remembered i only had a 6.5 hour shift and not a full 8.