here we are. hitting a balloon. hating Q.

dear-please:

You think they’re onto us?

Sincerely, Elvis

albusseverusodair:

Oh wow, I haven’t lived in a place like this in a long time!

I’m going to miss having a parking space. :(

you can park at my house and then walk home.

start saving money in order to purchase a complete wardrobe from Free People! =]

www.freepeople.com <3

—stephen king.

today at disneyland (a.k.a work) i saw some dude on a laptop. you got issues, man.

my grandma had this picture hanging on a wall in her house. she always told me it was a picture of her when she was little. (she was supposedly the one making the face) WELL GRAN IS A LIAR! i just found this on google images! you can’t lie to a 3-year old once and then not expect them to believe that their whole life.

i feel like my childhood has crumbled.

brocreate:

• people attempting to be funny for one day and failing, thereby painfully revealing how unfunny they will always be
• people adding ‘just kidding’ or ‘april fools’ to the end of sentences about irrelevant things and acting like it makes them funny
• people revealing what horrible little monsters they are and pretending they can get away with it
• people getting punched in the face with a knife by yours truly for doing any/all of the above things

stupid warm weather makin’ the ants come in through my window sill. seriously. like an entire colony of ants decided to migrate into my room through the tiniest crack in my window ledge. did i mention the part where my bed is along my windows? they’re gonna be crawling all over me while i sleep. ughhh. stupid dumb insects makin’ me feel all itchy and makin’ my room smell like bug spray.

ppfffffftttt!